What does it do? It compliments you, and insults you.
Warning: the insulter can get kind of nasty.
This isn't really about me getting lots of compliments, or needing to insult lots of people. Really!
It's actually an exercise in generating patterned text, along the lines of the way that a PEG recognizes and parses text.
Eventually, I'd like to have two bots talking to each other: each generating text along these lines, and parsing the other's English. We'll see.