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@@ -269,3 +269,5 @@ Report: Man "living in the moment" finds that unfortunately it is connected to o
 when you're in liminal spaces<br />make liminade
 the term "girlfriend" implies the existence of "girlfoe"
 there is a special place in hell for anything that sorts "Zebra" between "Bats" and "bats"<br />i hate ASCIIbetical sorting
+Everyone talks about the mean girls, but what about the median girls? The mode girls?
+"4 out of 5 people suffer with diarrhea"<br />me, the one that enjoys it: